About

Name: Lauren
Sex: Easy, killer.
Pets: Maximus Decimus Meridius (He’s a cat. Sweet, but opinionated, he once dragged a copy of my resume’ into his litterbox.)
Languages: 5th grade Spanish, hand gestures that denote anger.
Interests: The Mighty Boosh, advertising, poster design, cooking, international travel, music (mostly the indie rock), stinky cheese, books, coffee, art, shoes, sushi, a bizarre asexual crush on Jack Black, cartoons, the enduring quest for ass-enhancing jeans (not to be mistaken for anything having to do with traveling pants for crissakes), guitar solos (think more Rivers and less Yngwie), bittersweet chocolate, vodka-based beverages, patios, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, finding bad Japanese to English translations, boys who use big words, and the collection of vintage cocktail paraphernalia.
Most impressive skill: I do a dead-on karaoke Axl Rose. I’m also freakishly good at identifying celebrity voiceovers. No. I don’t know why.
Currently obsessed with: BBC America, Zach Helm, butternut squash.

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