A great many people cite these ads as evidence that I am not well. You know. Mentally. Small space, newspaper, for a local critter removal company. The research I did for these has scarred me, permanently. Perfectly normal people have hundreds of bats in their attics. Coyotes in their shrubbery. Muskrats in their koi ponds. It’s horrifying. Go check your basement now. I’ll wait. Small furries are cute when they’re sitting on a log, holding an acorn in their weetle paws, and batting their teeny-weeny eyelashes. Pooping in your kitchen cabinets? Not so much. Illustrated by yours truly. I’m a menace with a sharpie.
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The listing in their ad of possible diseases caused by rodent infestation did NOT include plague, Hantavirus or Bolivian hemmorhagic fever. Maybe they don’t want to scare us.